Have you heard the news? Celebrity Big Brother‘s back on the air, only this time Channel 4 is so scared of starting another full-scale international race war that it’s had to make some changes.

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For starters you can’t call it Celebrity Big Brother any more – you have to call it Big Brother Celebrity Hijack. Second of all, it’s all on E4 rather than Channel 4 itself – which is frankly an outrage because if Big Brother‘s on E4, where are the 15 solid daily hours of Friends repeats going to go? And thirdly there aren’t any celebrities in the Big Brother house – for the next month the celebrities are Big Brother and the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are ‘specially talented’ normal goons who seem to think that spending a month in a box being shouted at by Ian Wright will improve their lives somehow. Fools.

The housemates all entered the Big Brother house last night and one of the fuckers has got to win, so here are the early Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds, with help from Paddy Power…

Latoya Satnarine (Special skill: dancing around in front of Mariah Carey) Literally the only thing Latoya ever talks about is dance. Dance dance dance dance dance and nothing else. Also, at one point in her Big Brother Celebrity Hijack VT she called herself a ‘product’. So basically she’s a bit of a turd. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 16/1

Calista Robertson (Special skill: violins and stuff) Musician who’s self-absorbed to the point of dementia. Calista can write any type of song, you know, from grime to classical to really shit dance songs about bongos. And she may have used her piano as a big dildo once, but perhaps we imagined that bit. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 14/1

Jay Wilson (Special skill: drawing pictures of some clothes) Call this a hunch, but Jay might be the tiniest bit gay. We can’t quite put our finger on why. Perhaps it’s the painted fingernails, or perhaps it’s the way he repeatedly says “New York fashion week” as if it was a question and as though he was in the middle of some kind of awful stroke. Who knows. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 10/1

Emilia Erata (Special skill: bending her body into arousing shapes on rollerskates) You know when you meet a girl and she says she’s a contortionist and you think it’s sexy and then she tells you that she trains so hard that occasionally she cries blood? That’s Emilia. Her other special skill is terrible grammar, but that hardly counts. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 9/1

Liam Young (Special skill: selling bits of the internet to people) Liam is a wet-mouthed entrepreneur with giant hair, tiny eyes and a slightly disconcerting speech impediment. Plus he looks like he’s about four. Liam will rule the world one day, so we’re getting the cheap shots in while we can. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 9/1

Amy Jackson (Special skill: art or something) That’s conceptual art to you. What Amy basically does is go around cleaning squares of stuff all the time and calls it art. You know, a bit like the woman who cleans your office, only she doesn’t wake up at 4am to do it to stop her children starving to death. She does it for art. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 9/1

Anthony Ogogo (Special skill: beating people up) Anthony is a boxer who’s represented England at boxing. He claims he’s not arrogant, but he appears to spend up to 85% of his daily life kissing himself on the biceps. Anthony also uses the word ‘numerous’ a lot, which would be unremarkable were it not for the fact that he’s never even got close to pronouncing it properly. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 7/1

Nathan Fagan-Gayle (Special skill: going “Ooooh oooh wooahooa woah!”) Nathan is on Big Brother Celebrity Hijack because he’s been nominated for a MOBO and has supported Missy Elliott. His song was also the most requested on Choice FM for nine weeks running, which must please Choice FM’s six listeners an awful lot. And he wears sparkly hats, too! Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 7/1

Jade Eden (Special skill: looking quite pretty) “So what?” you’re thinking, “Loads of Big Brother housemates are quite pretty. What’s special about this one?” And the answer is that – uniquely – she’s a beauty queen who isn’t as dumb as a box of shit. Jade has an IQ of 178, although on last night’s proof that’s a figure that’s probably missing a decimal point or two. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 7/1

Jeremy Metcalfe (Special skill: driving a car) One of the biggest requirements of being a racing driver is that you have to be a cunt, and Jeremy ticks that box in spades. He overuses the word ‘insane’. He has slightly overactive eyebrows. Everyone booed him on his way into the Big Brother house. He didn’t look surprised. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 13/2

Victor Erata (Special skill: bending his body into arousing shapes on rollerskates but he’s a bloke so urgh) Brother of the other contortionist girl, Victor has an alarming amount of self-confidence for an uninsurable Brummie who spins around for a living and talks with a high-pitched German accent. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 6/1

John Loughton (Special skill: his magical ginger hair) No, not really – John’s skill is his political prowess, none of which anyone got to see on last night’s Big Brother Celebrity Hijack because Matt Lucas kept barking bewildering instructions at him through an earpiece like it was a weird episode of 24 that involved shouting the word ‘cake’ instead of trying to stop the assassination of a presidential candidate. But John’s already through to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack final, so he’s a contender alright. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 6/1

Next week – oh, who are we kidding? You’re getting these Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds every day until the end of the month. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

Make the most of these next few hours, because at 8:30pm Celebrity Big Brother starts – and your life will effectively freeze for a month, as news about two hazily-remembered microcelebrities squabbling over rice starts to take on immense significance.

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But we still don't know who any of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates are yet, and we won't until Davina McCall introduces them tonight. Sure, we're bound to be in for a few 'What? George Galloway!?' moments – and no doubt a few 'Preston from The Ordinary whatnow?' moments too – but Paddy Power has a huge list of possible Celebrity Big Brother hopefuls, and we're going to finish showing them to you right now, so that you can use the gigantic betting odds to make a bundle of cash.

Here's the final part of our pre-series Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for a whole load of unconfirmed celebrities, with help from Paddy Power…

Robert Kilroy Silk – Some people on this list will have stopped being famous because they got old or wore out their talent too soon, or may have never been famous at all, but Robert Kilroy Silk stopped being famous because everyone suddenly realised what a massive wanker he is. Racist, intolerant, grasping, arrogant, condescending, fluorescent… we could continue to list reasons why Robert Kilroy Silk is one of the biggest arseholes this country has ever produced, but we won't. Because we get the horrible feeling that Robert Kilroy Silk might just be the most entertaining thing about Celebrity Big Brother this year. And, yes, we do hate ourselves for admitting that. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 10/1

Tara Reid – At the turn of the century Tara Reid had a promising acting career in a number of teen comedies. Fast forward seven years and Tara Reid is famous for so much more, like a) being wasted all the time, b) being the owner of some honestly harrowing cosmetic surgery and c) somehow being the worst thing in any Uwe Boll film ever. Wait a minute, that sort of makes Tara Reid the Pete Burns of this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Ace! Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 8/1

Su Pollard – It's bewildering to think that Su Pollard hasn't been on a reality TV show like Celebrity Big Brother before, since the genre seems to have been invented especially for her. Su Pollard has exactly the right mix of nostalgia, one-dimensional personality traits and an unrelenting compulsion to be the centre of attention to be a success on Celebrity Big Brother. However, can you imagine anything worse than being locked in a room with H from Steps and Su Pollard? Apart from being locked in a room with H from Steps and Su Pollard and watching them have sex, of course. Oh the humanity. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 8/1

Adam Ant – First things first – Dirk Wears White Sox by Adam And The Ants is genuinely one of the best albums that money can buy. And Adam Ant is quite obviously a genius – at one point in 1981 seven songs in the top 40 were his, plus he's probably also had sex with Jamie Lee Curtis and Heather Graham. That's not why Adam Ant is probably going to be on Celebrity Big Brother, though – he's going to be on Celebrity Big Brother because he's bipolar, once held up a pub with an imitation gun while dressed as a cowboy and changed the lyrics of Stand And Deliver to Save The Gorilla complete with monkey noise solo. Who mentioned car crash television? Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 7/1

Sarah Harding – We're told that Sarah Harding is one of Girls Aloud. Not the Irish one, not the ginger one, not the one who was supposed to have called a bathroom attendant a 'jigaboo' and not the completely nondescript one – Sarah Harding is the blonde one who seems to be contractually obliged to appear in a bra in at least one tabloid newspaper every day. We can't think why Sarah Harding is meant to be on Celebrity Big Brother. Perhaps it's for her sparkling conversation. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 7/1

Justin Hawkins – Justin Hawkins didn't quit The Darkness for the reason everyone thought – that he'd ridden his one-joke pony to death and nobody liked him any more – but because he took a lot of cocaine and being in a band wasn't good for his recovery. Good job Celebrity Big Brother is around, then – everyone knows that having your smallest movements analysed in forensic detail on a constantly-televised popularity contest is just the thing for recovering drug addicts. Still, at least Justin Hawkins was in rehab with Tom from Keane and Pete Doherty, so he has vital experience in living with arseholes. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 6/1

Whitney Houston – That's right, you heard. Whitney Houston. Reports are saying that Celebrity Big Brother producers offered Whitney Houston half a million pounds to appear on the show, but whether or not she accepted remains to be seen. It'll be a big score for Celebrity Big Brother if Whitney Houston does appear – she's a household name and has sold more than 140 million albums – and we're almost certain that the fact that she happens to be a recovering reclusive crack addict who's divorcing her abusive husband amid claims that Osama Bin Laden had a giant crush on her is just a coincidence. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 5/1

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Tomorrow – we'll see how many of these fools actually made it to the Celebrity Big Brother house, and hit you with some new Celebrity Big Brother betting odds. In the meantime, go to Paddy Power right now and place a bet, you hear?